🖤💗💓 Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie 💓💗🖤

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
decepticonsensual
decepticonsensual

Earthspark Prowl Poll!

So!

Now that there's an Earthspark Prowl toy and I'm hoping that means we can look forward to him in season 2, which IDW Prowl plot would you most like to see re-created in the more innocent setting of Transformers Earthspark?

Which IDW Prowl plotline is your top choice for Earthspark season 2?

Prowl trusted a human once and it ended BADLY

Prowl the spymaster (with agents like Skids, Getaway, or Dominus running around)

Love triangle with Chromedome and Rewind

Fraught romantic history with Nightshade's dad, Tarantulas

Forced combination with 4 Autobots leading to power of friendship and rainbows

Forced combination with 4 Decepticons leading to shenanigans

Prowl is on the run from Autobot High Command

Traumatic history with Megatron (a la Earthspark Starscream)

Prowl worked for Optimus's predecessor (who resurfaces)

Brain bullets

Other/See Results

decepticonsensual

To my eternal shame I forgot there are five Constructicons apart from Scrapper (RIP). :D

Let's say, forced combination with FOUR TO FIVE Decepticons.

transformers maccadam Earthspark Hello i am here for the exes
somecryptic
questbedhead

Transfem horror protagonist who realizes she's a woman because she's the Final Girl

questbedhead

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[Image ID. A three panel digital comic.

Panel 1. Shows five teens in a wooden cabin with boarded up windows. One o them sits with their head in their hands, thinking "Oh no, nerdy guys don't survive slasher films! I'm fucked!"

Panel 2. Later, a masked killer sits over one of the teen's body with a knife. behind them, the door is kicked open with a bang, revealing a silhouette . "Hey asshole!"

Panel 3. The nerdy teen from panel one. She is now wearing a skirt, a rainbow bracelet, pink cat years, and a blood splatter. Holding up a baseball bat, she says, "I've realized some things." End ID.]

modern heroine for the modern era, final T-girl

FUCK YEAH MA'AM
notes-app-psychologist
samioli

broke: phoenix blames klavier for his disbarment

woke: phoenix doesnt blame klavier, but klavier blames himself

bespoke: same as the second but the THOUGHT of blaming klavier had not ever occured to phoenix, so when klav is super guilty around him later phoenix is just like "man why are you so sad around me all the time"

notes-app-psychologist

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peer reviewed tags from @ace-ace-attorneys

ace attorney this is my fav headcanon and i need more fics the klav and phoenix friendship tag is severely lacking LET THEM INTERACT CAPCOM
decepti-geek
listsoflifehacks

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

listsoflifehacks

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese
Wendy’s Frosty
Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce
Chick-Fil-A Nuggets
Starbucks Frappucino
P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps
Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade
Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits
Sonic Cherry Limeade

lifeishardbutnotmedick

Holy fuck

lord-of-lanterns

I have all the knowledge of the universe

lord-of-lanterns

And I will use this knowledge for evil purposes! I wasn’t sure if I was clear before!

food later
ayotofu
akasanata

Ok, so I got curious about personal hygiene habits

I take a shower/bath...

Every morning

Every night

Not every morning but at least twice a week

Not every night but at least twice a week

In the morning, once a week

In the night, once a week

Other (explain?)

Answer in the tags with your country too

tbh I shower when my hair gets greasy i used to be so good abt doing it every other day life be lifing though ://
attorneyologies
bloodied-ace

ace attorney will be like we are a slapstick visual novel parody defined by camp, humor, and- here are two siblings. they are blood related, or not, or some secret third thing. they are deeply and irreparably scarred by the moving forces of tragedy around them that they may not both have been present for but that defines their connection on a level you can't understand. they mean more than just the world to one another and these are the deepest and most profound bonds this game has on displ— and funny names. have fun getting up to hijinks and banter as you investigate crimes and find the truth!

ace attorney No literally
authoratmidnight
ase-trollplays

For the next 24 hours, you have no filter and are forced to voice all of your thoughts. Refusing to speak is **not** an option. How fucked are you?

I would be 100% fine, and nothing bad would happen (I don't believe you)

I would get into trouble for sure, but nothing too terrible

I would be in a lot of trouble, but I might be able to fix it

I would be hunted for sport before the day is over

I already do this a lot But I think of some fucked up shit sometimes